Wednesday, June 14, 2023

EAT BULAGA THEME PARODY

Mula Dapitan ay merong kalbo
Nagpainterview sa host na kalbo
TVJ hindi natuwa
May umaangkin sa Eat Bulaga

Buong bansa ay agad nabigla
Sa Jalosjos may tamang hinala
Isang kalbo ang nagpasimula
Inaangkin ang Eat Bulaga

Sina Bullet, Jon at Romy
Mga bashers dumarami
Sila ngayon ang inaaway
Bagong hosts ay nadadamay

Buong bansa ay naghihintay na
Ano na kaya maging resulta
Si Vice Ganda tuwang-tuwa
Naungusan niya ang Eat Bulaga

Ang TV5 tuwang tuwa
Lumipat na ang Eat Bulaga

RMP
6-14-23
Winnipeg MB Canada


Monday, January 9, 2023

A CONFESSION

 “People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

saw violence and malice at an early age
grew up in a place consumed by vices and rage
images were reminders every time I turn the page
a part of me is trapped inside a darkened cage

curtailed my freedom, beliefs were imposed
the authority within was simply unopposed
no breathing space, everything must be disclosed
there’s nothing I can do I was too exposed

silent crimes committed
from time to time
piling up regrets 
while I was at my prime

sheltered doubts behind a pretentious wall
a deviation is made when I accepted call
failed expectations were written on the wall
I was not in control, that’s all I can recall

made a lot of mistakes, wasted a lot of time
went the wrong way while I was at my prime
didn’t see it coming I was too engrossed
with their expectations, I became a willing host

silent crimes committed
from time to time
piling up regrets 
while I was at my prime

went with the flow while living in doubt
I just went too far until there’s no way out
and here I am trying to make sense of it all
only to realize that I was riding for a fall

dreams fell apart for every wrong choice made
a vicious cycle there were times I’ve felt betrayed
should’ve gone the other way and found my own key
instead, I ended up broken and hurting while I flee

silent crimes committed
from time to time
piling up regrets 
while I was at my prime

the ending is unknown, everything just went wrong
the past echoes the melody of an unwanted song
no turning back the battle lines have been drawn
even with a confession there’s no way I can move on

silent crimes committed
from time to time
piling up regrets 
while I was at my prime

RMP
01-09-23
Winnipeg MB Canada

Sunday, December 18, 2022

THE RACE

 “Sometimes you hit a point where you either change or self-destruct.”— John Stuart Mill

blew a lot of chances
made a bunch of wrong turns
thought you had the strengths
to complete all your runs
but you were wrong indeed
you erred a lot of times
indecisions thwarted you
from crossing the finish line

it was a series of mistakes
that you failed to rectify
you relied on your pace
without asking yourself why
and here you are right now
part of a chaotic race
without a clear sign ahead
might vanish without a trace

no spectators
no one gives a damn
when trouble is on sight
they just look away and scram
relying for a failed support
your defeat is imminent
to them you might just be
a dispensable instrument

you’re on a lonely road
with more hills to climb
with every stride you make
you’re running out of time
not sure of the outcome
while running out of breath
what you are going through
is a fate worse than death

RMP
12-14-22
Winnipeg MB Canada

Thursday, December 15, 2022

TAMBAK ANG LABAHIN (YAKAP SA DILIM PARODY)

Kunin mo muna punda ng mga unan
Isama mo rin ang kumot sa labahan
Mga tuwalya’y huwag kalilimutan
Heto tayo santambak ang labahin

Huwag mong ipunin kung ayaw mapaluha
Pag sobrang dami di na maginhawa
Kung gusto mo ay paghiwalayin muna
Heto tayo santambak ang labahin

Heto na ang pinaka-exercise natin
Heto na tayo santambak ang labahin
O kay hirap di na nga tayo makangiti
Heto tayo santambak ang labahin

[Instrumental]

Heto tayo santambak ang labahin

Heto na ang pinaka-exercise natin
Heto na tayo santambak ang labahin
O kay hirap di na nga tayo makangiti
Heto tayo santambak ang labahin

Halika na at kunin na ang labada
Ang washing machine ang lagi nang kasama
Sa 'ting paligid wag na tayong umasa
Heto tayo santambak ang labahin

RMP
12-15-22
Winnipeg MB Canada

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

OVERWORKED (Overdrive Parody)

Magwowork ako kahit bagyo
Magwowork ako kahit double
Magwowork ako hanggang may lakas
Work pa rin kahit retirement mareach

Itatama ko schedule ko
Itatama ko kahit hindi ko na gusto
Dahil kailangan ang trabaho
Basta't may open magbabanat ng buto

Magpapala ako ng buhangin
Baon ko ay itlog at lugaw
Magwowork ako hanggang sa wakas
Magwowork ako hanggang sa pumanaw

Magwowork ako taun-taon
Magwowork ako habambuhay
Magwowork ako hanggang mabuwang
Please, please lang tulungang humanap ng work

Gusto kong magwork nang magwork (kahit pa ito’y doble-doble)
Gusto kong magwork nang magwork (kahit na walang merienda)
Mag-work, work, work
Mag-work..
Mag-work..
Work...
Work...
Work...
Work...

Petiks muna…

RMP
11-29-22
Winnipeg MB Canada

Saturday, November 26, 2022

Kahit Maliit Lang Ang Pensiyon Ko (Kahit Maputi Na Ang Buhok Ko Parody)

Verse 1:
Kung ako’y matanda na
Sana'y wala ako sa Hospicio
Akay man, sa wheelchair man
May makasama ako

Chorus 1:
Makuha pa kaya ninyong ako’y hagkan at yakapin, hmm...
Kahit walang mamanahin
Nagtatanong lang ako, ako kaya’y alagaan nyo
Kahit maliit lang ang pensiyon ko

Verse 2: 
Pagdating ng araw ang aking tuktok
Mapapanot na rin
Ang pagkilos ay mahirap
Naka diaper na rin

Chorus 2:
Ang paghuhugas di na pwedeng pilitin, hmmm...
Manginginig na ang kamay ko
Ang aking pagsamo na sanay makasama kayo
Kahit maliit lang ang pensiyon ko

Ang paghuhugas di na pwedeng pilitin, hmmm...
Manginginig na ang kamay ko
Ang aking pagsamo na sanay makasama kayo
Kahit maliit lang ang pensiyon ko
Kahit maliit lang ang pensiyon ko

RMP
11-25-22
Winnipeg MB Canada





Tuesday, November 22, 2022

TAO by Sampaguita (A PARODY)

Kulang ang limang libo
Pera mo ay lilipad
Gastos ay lumalabis
Pag sa mall ka napadpad
Isip ay nalilito
'Pag may display na bago
Sapatos na bagong uso
Ay isang malaking tukso

Cash ay hindi kasya
Card hinahagilap
Ayaw mang mangyari
Utang ay dadami

Sang kaskas mo lamang
Solved na ang babayaran
Budget ngayo’y kulang
Sino ba may kasalanan?

Tuloy pa ang ikot mo
May binabalak ka pang iba
Di pa rin makaiwas
Sa may sale rin ang punta

Sang kaskas mo lamang
Solved na ang babayaran
Budget ngayo’y kulang
Sino ba may kasalanan?

Kulang ang limang libo
May budget na madadamay
Nakuha man ang ‘yong nais
Nakarating ka na naman sa bumbay

RMP
11-22-22
Winnipeg MB Canada